you and i, we don't have to say "see you later, bye" we could stay up here and float up in the sky on our big fluffy cloud that is way up high we could look down and see all the people with our eye we could wave to them and say "hey hi" wait a minute i think i might recognize that guy and that guy and that guy and that guy too i think his name just might be Dr. McGrew who knows lots of stuff like counting to two which is something that i've always wished that i could do boo hoo

i think you're right, Skeletor toxic waste toxic waste toxic waste toxic waste could you pass me a towel i'm wet and cold toxic waste do you have a hairdryer i could borrow for a while toxic maybe just a day or two or three or four or five we can still get him if we hurry waste or six or seven or eight or nine toxic waste toxic waste hurry like mold this water smells so bad toxic waste

this is where you came into the conversation had a situation that was out of control, oh no you took a trip that lasted for years like five or six and seven and a handful of sand that was on demand for a night on the town we moved into space, we had a place we could call our own like Mars and Saturn and your treehouse that your dad built for you back in 1642 with some homemade superglue oh yeah those were good times meuyumon

don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry, don't you fret my best friend's got a robot pet that's made out of metal whoop-dee-doo! i think it's special, and how about you? don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry, don't you fret my best friend is really upset about nothing at all whoop-dee-doo! i liked it so much, i got mad too don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry no, no, no don't you worry no, no, no please don't worry no

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i've got a fan club there's only one member and it's me me me i've got a fan club there's only one member and it's me me me

i wake up at five-thirty o'clock just in time to hear the cock a-doodle-dee-doot-duh-doot-doot-doo i go outside and start milkin' the barn the cows are flyin' away again, oh darn piggy and chicken poop smell good to me if i could just jump over that fence i'd be free like bowels in the outhouse

training under the great masters of cud, we learned the special technique of milk-fu with their four brains they are able to process thought to the extreme of bovinious enlightenment on Marchtober 3rd, 4632, the cows revolted against the space cowboys who had been herding them for many a year by mixing strains of milk, they had learned to think outside of the four-squared space station their thought had become more than their so-called masters could understand yes the cows had thought their space cowboys to death so we journeyed to their planet called Cud where we received mind-numbing explanations of universal oneness. people have gone mad listening to their lessons for too long space cows

well, when i was a boy me and the boys used to walk down to the cemetery on the dark nights without the moon and one particular night, they all died and that's how i lost my arm you see, there was this giant monster with five eyes and no teeth had ten arms if it had one tore my arm clean off with its tongues so when you see five red eyes floating toward you on some moonless night in the graveyard just give him your shoes that's all he really wants

space zombies come from a planet called Dead where they never sleep in a regular bed and brains are found in a mouth and not in a head they seek out other space creatures for their bloody brain supply 'cause if zombie babies don't get their brains then to their mothers, they will cry you could die from their poisonous brain pie or a deadly brain spear thrown right through your eye oh my if you go to their zombie town you will die for sure 'cause your brains they will eat if the zombies you meet tonight

gimme a call, yeah after you've died and risen from the grave gimme a ring, yeah after you're dead and have come to eat our brains even though you died long ago we can still be friends you and i 'cause i would expect the same from you after i have died after i have died after i have died we could hang out and get ice cream even though you're a flesh-eating zombie i don't care, no i don't mind 'cause you are my bestest friend we were pals, yeah we were chums and i don't want to let go i don't care if you're undead even though you're eating my toe gimme a call, yeah after you've died and risen from the grave gimme a ring, yeah after you're dead and have come to eat our brains go to the sun and go to the moon pick enough flowers for everyone we'll have some fun; there's a raccoon let's name it after the letter fifty-one rabbits are fun and carrots are cool i know how to drown you in a pool you like bunnies and you like bats and i like to kill you go to the moon and go to the sun introduce exotic plants, like a spoon if you can get your head out of your brain put it back in so i can drive you insane then take it back out and glue it in half i killed you with a candy cane i have a stick and i have a staff i kill people for fun in space i can't feel my head i guess i'm dead my lung's on a plate and my brain's in a can i think you killed me, Dan go to the moss and go to the gum go to the frog and go to the place i have a hook and i have a patch i kill people for fun in space

life is just a big leaky box of blood with watered-down bacteria, pepper, and mud if you catsup you can relish all the salt that you can mustard have ice cream when it's hellish whipped cream banana custard soupy strange brown slop caked on a layered wrap and what a sour pickle you're in now wake up, smell that flour now that's butterjelly hardcore butterjelly yeah huh wow butterjelly watch out for that tomato juice and those green peas huh uh wow apple pie is good for you helps you grow big and fat fat like me yeah mmmm butterjelly butterjelly butterjelly on my toast uh my toast yeah that's butterjelly that's butterjelly that's butterjelly butterjelly yyy y

i'm in love with an outer space ghost who haunts me, yeah she comes to me through the deep black sea in a translucent haze like a fish belly she's short and scares me but i don't mind 'cause i love her my space prairie dogs get mad when she comes to visit in my ship yeah they try and bite her she's not made out of matter, my outer space love ghost don't try to fight her so i'll feed all my space prairie dogs to a prairie eating dragon who will take them from me and he'll say, "thanks!" see you later little doggies! and i'll go and live with my space, with my space ghost love and we'll be happy, so happy on our own little planet and we'll say, "aaahh, prairie dogs, aahh, take that!"

oh man wow that was perfect i wanted to say, "my children need wine" no no that was good no i need to say that at the very end of the song no, no you don't yes, yes i do

here we are on Planet Dead, fighting space zombies who are trying to eat our heads shooting them down with our giant space guns yeah it's pretty damn bloody but you know it sure is fun yeah we heard of your kind from our zombie radar so we came down here to steal all of your cars 'cause boy, aren't they fast? yeah, look at them go! with this kind of car, you will never miss the show so here we are, zombies, to finish off your kind no more eating flesh and eating others' mind no more trapping people to be your yummy feast yeah that's kind of gross, not to say the least yeah your flesh-eating days have all been numbered yeah we're mowin' you down, striking you like thunder try to eat us if you dare but you won't because we've got zombie-anti-guns so you beware you can come from the ground and you can come from the trees or you can come from the sky and try and eat our knees, but you won't succeed, mister zombie mister space zombie i hope you had fun on your Planet Dead 'cause in the next second, you'll be eating my lead oi, get ready men! there they are over that hill fire when you see the blood of their eyes that'll teach you to eat my brain

robots from another galaxy came to our planet and tried to take all our zombie juice 'cause they live off that and they get real fat and we tried to stop 'em but it didn't work and they captured us 'cause they're robot jerks and we live in a cell all by ourselves and we plan against the robot horde now we've planned our attack against the robots who have captured us we'll take them by surprise and pour water onto their circuits and they'll self-destruct and blow right up and we'll say hooray and have a celebration that would never stop that would never stop that would never stop never stop never stop okay, it stopped

grab off my nose but please don't i'll need it for when i won't i ate fruit back onto the tree i drowned water right out of the sea i don't know where to park my tar i can't spell b h j k l q r learn how to forget how to remember to forget to learn how... floating around in solid rock again put in my shoe and untie my sock mold yourself into a lump of clay (and that's all i got to say)

skiddledy deep budimbudoo, boombadoombadoo skiddledy, gobbeldadoop little Miss Mary Jackson was really good at fractions yeah she could add a-real good every day in math class she would raise her hand 'cause she would know all the answers to the mathematics problems. none of the kids really liked her 'cause she was so smart yeah she would go to the store for her mom to buy some groceries. she knew exactly what the price of them were going to be so she pushed her shopping cart around the store and then one day she was approached by a boar big hairy pig came up and said, "please don't buy bacon anymore" she thought this was funny so she landed on the floor in hysterical laughter Mr. Sam Cobbler was really good at the plumb bobber he would take measurements of the street to make sure that it was straight one day little Miss Jackson met Mr. Sammy Bobber and they ate lots of pizza together that very same night at the pizza bakery Miss Mary Jackson knew how many pepperonis he wanted on his pizza Sam Bobber made sure that the pizza was straight yes the pizza was straight and there was enough pepperonis for everyone to eat but then Mr. Boar came along and said, "hey, don't be eating pepperonis either" so they fell on the floor once again in hysterical laughter

rockin' out you can only see with your two eyes i see with sensors, hypnotize i see with sensors, paralyze you can only see with your two eyes

zombies have risen from the grave to eat your vegetables; they're not safe anymore they've come from far and wide searching for what's inside your fridge there they are in the produce section ripping out the artichoke hearts eating heads of lettuce and broccoli your vegetables aren't safe anymore 'cause they're vegetarian zombies lock your door and bury your greens these zombies aren't here for your brains they want carrots and celery with green beans vegetarian zombies, yeah there they are in your garden like bunny rabbits digging up your radishes and squash with dirt in their nails, corn and peas are what's on their diet not your brains or meat or your arms or their legs 'cause they're vegetarian zombies, yeah vegetarian zombies, yeah they don't want your brains they want some soybeans with the tofu and the veggie turkey apples and grapes are their favorite thing 'cause they're vegetarian zombies yeah yeah yeah yeah uh yeah ow yeah yeah give it to me

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good afternoon turn down the microphone turn down the microphone i don't want to hear my stupid voice no more no more no more don't want to hear it no more i've sung too much and sung too long so turn it down, yeah make it gone 'cause i don't want to hear me sing no more no more no more my ears are bleeding, my hair is gone time to die, i hope it's not long so turn down the microphone turn it down, turn it down

much to know about all their secret plans, so we sneak aboard their ship and try to understand what they are building hiding behind our enemies' lines, we look around to see what we may find and we find important documents with the finding of these we become much pleased and we start to crawl back on our hands and our knees upon further examination, we come to an explanation of what they're going to do a giant disco robot is what they're going to build and if we don't stop them now, then we'll surely be killed we're almost to our ship when we suddenly hear the lip of robots on patrol they come running after us so we crawl away fast, but they use their laser guns and shoot us in the ass we get taken by these fiends and thrown into a stream of galactic dust we make it to our craft, but their laser on my ass will be hurting for a while

that's right mon! we gonna break it down for you one time right up in your earea! bombaclad, boy sheeno ehhh mamai geesabooley chumacheng daka bee hooye hooye kumadeen shamey numakee namaleedo yaa chub kooky lukamoka lakifiko la guyafoosibu chamaneeno kama tikamo ba cheemachu chibaliki dulimeda beesnop adeestop masidea chikawafi noki zinkadudi batzinkwa nomsab nomsab jumaneep akamakama lupasillano nomsabi tiko ra chaka ma cheep bopacheel jimakop et nugadali neet noop beelrada kemasonkena nemodi shatalu nufflib chop chimachuma cheep lop leebaloap keemaleet lo sheemanaka tu tee cha 'cause a if you like a mukilikaneka cheekacheek cheeka chookachoo nukaneesu lamitku krashilla naya kamateek lu ra that's how it's done you know what he's talkin' about that's how it's done, mon. that's how we do it here. that's how we do it ya, tell me about it, mon take one

the darkness, creeping ever outward swallowing light and color sweeping away sounds spinning unperceived, uncontrolled enclosing evil amongst us birthing a monster of simplicity flashing into solidity a modulating hum like melodious buzzing accompanied by a mechanical pump pushing a pulse so loud as to beat the galaxy into a trance, vibrating space itself kremlon ate all the matter before drinking time then we, the nonexistent, turned it inside-out and upside-down like a backwards frown

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scream lalalalalala scream lalalalalalalala screeeeeee ee eee eee eeeam lalalalala la lala lala lala lala lala

she looked at me one day and said "goodbye" she looked at me asibasebasimoo i looked and her and i said "why?" well chocolate fingers, they taste like glue she looked at me and said "you died" out of control gummi bears on the moon i looked at her and said "oh yeah" Johnny the Carcass, he never had it so good can't you listen one two three

we snuck out with the rocket ship one night when my dad was fast asleep he never noticed that it was gone fighting off asteroids, we flew throughout the entire galaxy ha ha, my dad will never know it was the best time in my whole life, we could go forever without stopping yeah we returned the other night my dad awoke the next morning and looked out the front window and it was wrecked and you know what? i'm sorry, Dad

Crunchy sits on our shoulder there never will be a bird that's older he eats space bugs and calls me Honey i only wear eye patches when it's sunny Cap'n! space ghost ship three parsecs off the port bow snar them spirits! we'll have the lot! we'll plunder their coranges and booty and the knaves will get scwervy and head rot and the space ghost sharks will eat what's left arrr but Cap'n the space cops abaft load the crannons, eat the chips ahoy, matey! a cartoony planets sits in the distance fire! direct hits! kaboom! yearrr, we took care o' them no good fuzzies

and then we went to the store and then we had to fall on the floor 'cause bananas peels were all over it so i got up and said "aw beep" i can't say that on TV so we took off in a car that had forty-nine different bottles and the bottles were full of grape Kool-Aid so we got outside and we started to drink the forty-nine bottles and we fell on the ground laughing because we had drunk forty-nine bottles yet i'm alive yet i am still alive

now i'm really ready; those were just practice sessions chooka chooka, laka laka hee the crab spirit fought the crazy monkey to save the duck in the sombrero galaxy that's the way it was told to me now the monkey became a really good guy and didn't want to see all the worlds die so he took off straight into the sky to fight the evil robot, with his laser eye so the battle was fought deep in outer space where the monkey found the robot and quickly gave chase so the robot he turned to shoot his laser eyes and hit the good-guy monkey right between the thighs the monkey cried out in pain and surprise, then cursed the evil robot for having laser eyes just then, from out of nowhere, the monkey leaped up and said, "i declare! we will stand no more for your evil robot ways! i'm taking revenge right here today!" the monkey fought like he was possessed and went for the robot to do his very best the robot tried to fight but he didn't stand a chance 'cause the monkey was crazy and he came from France he tore that robot open from his head down to his feet he never had a chance to see his great defeat the monkey destroyed the robot's laser eyes and kept them for his dinner and baked them into pies 'cause the monkey was crazy as i said before yeah he beat that evil robot, the robot is no more so tonight when you go and gaze into the sky thanks to the monkey for defeating robot eyes thanks to the monkey thanks, thanks monkey thanks to the monkey

sleep with a penguin gun bolted to your head penguins in the dark poking around in your bed remember what i'm telling you or you will be dead kill the penguins now or watch out, pop they chew out your brain and they never stop penguins back from the grave to kill you till you drop

nothing happens i've misplaced my mind may i borrow yours? empty your pockets show me your carpet my head keeps falling off will you trade me? nothing happens nobody's in here we're all gone stuff never happens open your head cry me to sleep

we are the children of misconception floating through the void without direction we search for our minds and we spread infection leaving you with no affection give it up and leave it behind into your past you can't rewind but look inside and you may find the truth of reality in your mind doodee doodee hee hee hey you won't listen to a word i say doodee doodee ho ho arr you haven't listened to a word so far your thoughts are random and confused you live your life to be amused but in the end yeah you will lose your mind is frantic and abused up till now you've been quite good you've done the things that you thought you should but if i asked for you to change, do you think you could? or have my words been misunderstood doodee doodee hee hee hey you won't listen to a word i say doodee doodee ho ho arr you haven't listened to a word so far

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well listen up now there used to be an old cow puncher 'round these parts used to have a horse named Green Wonder it was a cow horse giddyup Green Wonder, yee-haw! giddyup Green Wonder, yee-haw! you know what, Green Wonder? you're the best dang cow horse in the whole world giddyup

and that was the story of Green Wonder, the cow puncher horse cow that was a cow puncher horse. and he was the best dang cow puncher horse cow there ever were. and that was a true story. things will smell better and taste better. relaxation is important in relieving the mental stress you may feel. then you chew, then you park. you do that until the zing is gone. in fact, there is even a wallet card in your user's guide for you to do just that. chew, park, chew, park, chew, park

bananas and grapes and little spongey cakes that could last forever and still taste great peanuts and cherries and little blueberries i love it when they get all green and hairy some bread and butter for my toast and then i'll get some chocolate later for the pot roast all so delicious for my tummy i'll eat them all at once and say "yum yum yummy!" some milk and cream for when i have to scream, and some of the biggest broccoli sprouts that i've ever seen oh my god, they're huge! whatever shall i do? i'll make them with some pancakes and say "woohoo" some mac and cheese with the green peas i'll shove them up my nose and then i'll have to sneeze "achoo!" i'll say, but that is okay 'cause i had all the food that i could eat today shopping in the market, oh what fun i'll run around the store and say "yum yum yum" shopping in the market, oh what fun i'll run around the store and say "yum yum yum"

this, other observers, would seem preposterous under the usual circumstances but something happened just then that would bring the piper to a standstill unlike any that had come before that night was over and out of the game of chance come back into the world you see before you got out for a night on the town folk were anxious for the ceremony to begin let me congratulate you for a job less taken back road to nowhere but here you see my meaning of the situation a handshake and a look in the eye was all i needed to die that day before its time was up you must not let the thing such as this bring you downtown in a dark alleyway station inside your own mind for ever and eve until there was no more of the show with a lamp cord in his brain monkey dancing after twelve

the ship falls apart when the sturmites eat it so we make a new one from silly putty and plastic toothpicks then Crunchy eats the sturmites and says, "yummy; buggies are gummy" and we fly past a satellite emitting brainywaves that our computer saves in its lunchbox for later at the picnic on Jupiter we steal food from the giant ant's kitchen and it's better than fishin' in the desert on mars and the ship melts under the sun into jars so we use the duct tape and the safety pins and build another one again and again

you wave me off with your paper hand now touching me lightly upon my fiery pit of fleshy carbon-based life forms i pity you happily singing to yourself death upon my doorstep now go

all right, go ahead no, we don't have to no, go ahead no, we don't have to no, go ahead no, we don't have to no, it's okay no, we don't have to dude, that's perfect go ahead no, we don't have to sure, go ahead no, we don't have to yeah go ahead no, we don't have to yeah go ahead no, we don't have to go ahead go ahead no, we don't have to go ahead no we don't have to we should go ahead we don't have to go ahead we don't have to go ahead no we don't have to let's go ahead and do it. let's go ahead no we don't have to let's go ahead. i wanna go ahead and do it dude, that's perfect i wanna go ahead and do it now. let's go ahead no, we don't have to dude, that's perfect let's do it no, we don't have to go ahead

black cherries in a bowl of ice cream i wake up in the other world inhabited by screams locked down in a very nice way i could say cookachoo and that would be okay to anyone anywhere anytime anymind anyhow anyway i don't think that they would mind at all. at all. peg board through the eyes of The Pizinator i look at the world and i say i'll have to see you later i'm off on a doomed trip of doom. of doom.

flying around in fear of someone falling on my foot face finally frozen from the fried fool staple takes vacation day for everyone presents ugly open clothed thirty-one, thirty-one, fifty-one reasons not to buy a new brain it won't change with the seasons won't run into no train hold yourself for ransom and don't negotiate don't give in, vomit what you ate if you learn to figure skate it's already too late for the tap dancing spider monkeys dressed in red ants carry bouquets on their backs for the guests i fall up to the ceiling with my eyes filled with dread and i close all of my fingers for those monkeys they're the best fry, drown, and bury me way up in that sun flaming ball of gas peels my eyelids back dry hot and crumbling and i'm not the only one the same thing happens to the king of this town and the monkeys all laugh and the hamsters gather 'round and the weasels slip away into the cold of the night and the squirrels play for keeps and the lord won the fight mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeuoooo oouooooooooooooeeooeeooeooeoeoowowoweoowowoeow oewowoeoweoweowoeoooowoeowoewoeowooewooewooe weoweeouweeoo

this here is Fancy Drum Paul with his fancy drum playing Paul went to fancy school to earn his master's in percussive fanciness with his awesome breakbeats and fancy-ass rhythm, he has conquered many a drum kit with his fancy expertise and knowledge he has turned the globe looking for the perfect drum line (here he is breakin' it down fer ya) some say he will never find it but his fanciness will drive him it will drive him to the end

bein' a pirate is the greatest thing the greatest thing in the world everybody knows it's true except if you're a girl now listen up and don't be scared 'cause you can join us here you can join our merry crew and drink your weight in beer our boat is made of the finest wood and our teeth are made of gold and every single thing you eat is completely covered in mold piracy can be real fun but only if you have the heart so cut out your eye and use a patch and that could be a start now you know how fun it can be if you're a pirate too and if you don't like our tale oh well, find employment at the zoo bein' a pirate is the greatest thing the greatest thing in the world everybody knows it's true except if you're a girl

i'm stuck inside my house today it's raining cats and dogs they're falling on the ground in heaps of blood reminds me of the day it all went wrongtastic, baby yeah i'm getting hungry, gotta eat a sandwich made of mustard and pork chops on a sesame seed bun makes me think of the meal that was wrongtastic, baby yeah call my dog on the telephone asking him to please come home he laughed at me and said to go to hell that dog is really wrongtastic, baby yeah 'cause it's wrongtastic, baby wrongtastic baby yeah yeah yeah wrongtastic

"time for bed," said Mr. Sleepyhead who had to eat bread so he wouldn't be dead so he went to bed so he could sleep and count sheep and dream of Little Bo Peep in a Jeep going down a hill that's really steep at the end of the bottom was a big garbage heap that was really deep, so she parked her Jeep at the bottom of the hill that was steep but forgot to put on the parking brake and it started to creep onto her toe. "oh no," she cried out "you have to let go! it's starting to feel cold like snow i'll have it cut off and feed it to Moe the crow who lives down the street next to Poe whoa, that's it now, stop the flow that's leaking from my toe" wondering just where i'm from and maybe i'm from kingdom come heavy open up your soul to me what are you hiding that i can't see if you want to walk down my road then listen to your conscience and do what you're told heavy looking at your eyes, i can see that you're shy just don't walk away and say goodbye i thought you'd understand but i guess you don't i wanted to explain but now i guess i won't heavy with a coo cookachooka choo choo heavy oooooooaaaaaahhh heavy

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