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Snow Pants

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holiday spirit's in the air the end is coming soon tomorrow we will wake up dead and sing a merry tune christmas cheer and fun and glee death and pain and dread i must take your life, my friend and the sugarplums in your head i will eat them one by one for i am a jolly man christmas makes me happy i am sad to say i'm gone in a strange and distant land i shall return on christmas day and gnaw away your hand i am forever hungry for the flesh of living men hitching a ride on santa's sleigh i will return again
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Howdy Santa 01:51
i dream of santa he's coming for me today he's giving me toys and candy candy by the cubic meter, candy by the mile candy by the millimeter, candy by the pile oh santa, give me what i want i want toys and candy, candy by the pot toys by the candy, candy by the toys toys toys and candy, candy candy and toys i still dream of santa he's coming for me today in my dreams he's made out of candy his head is made out of toys his arms are made out of candy his legs are made out of toys his brains is made out of candy his elbow is made out of toys his foot is made out of candy
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this is a test of the emergency elephant system this is only an elephant one day on the way to the store i fell off a cliff and i fell on the floor so i got up and ran to the doctor i said, "look at my knee, it's halfway off" he said, "don't worry, i'll fix it right up" and he taped a banana to my head five days later the banana began to rot so i had to take it to the doctor again got attacked by a herd of monkeys there was banana on my head banana on my head banana on my head banana on my head there was banana on my head banana on my head banana on my head banana on my head banana banana on my head a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away there lived a little elf named jobey jobey was approximately three feet high and had long pointy ears unfortunately jobey only had one leg so he could only walk on his hands and knees or should i say knee for that matter none of the other elves liked jobey very much so santa came along one day and he wanted to make jobey one of his workers because that was the law santa had to be an equal opportunity employer so he had to hire the elf on and make toys for him jobey didn't do it very good and he ended up in a corporate law firm cleaning the toilets of other peoples upon taking classes of cleaning toilets jobey found a large pot of gold in one of them he had to examine this very carefully at first he thought it was made of chocolate and tried to eat all of them jobey was not a very smart man for only he had one leg one day while walking to work to clean toilets, jobey got into a freak accident and lost the other leg he then became a skydiver on the planet neptune although there wasn't much atmosphere to breathe, jobey was a happy man for he had gotten a pot of gold and a decent job
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hey, you, gimme a present and wish me a merry christmas too i'll be your holiday pal and you can be my holiday pal hey, you, gimme a present and some nice new candy canes i'll be your christmas friend your best friend 'til the end of december hey, you, gimme a present wrapped in red and green paper get into the spirit of giving and give me presents right now i know you can give me some presents i know you can give me them now my friendship you'll be winning this could be the beginning of hey, you, gimme a present hey, you, gimme a present right now
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Holiday Fun 03:21
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Jengle Bills 01:32
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jabajabajimjom... chimchumchiecho... (ooo ooo christmastime) forks and spoons and yellow baboons this christmas we should be cartoons we could fall off cliffs and never die eats lots of cookies and fly in the sky trees and peas and falling on our knees let's pray to santa and get infested with fleas we could ride our dogs and call them hogs bundle up nicely and run through the fog let's open up gifts and put on midriffs eat some canes and go insane ooo ooo christmastime (ooo ooo ooooo) christmastime santa came to me in a dream it made me want to scream so i ran away today

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All about Christmas, sort of, but still legal to play year-round. Contains none of your traditional holiday favorites such as "Jingle Bells" and "Silent Night."

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released December 24, 1999

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