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Spezielle kratzfeste Oberfl​ä​che

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1.
Spencer: don't go uieh biue buhu hhuo eei i wa i want you to stay and andand be my friend Frieda Frog: what is a friend? Spencer: doehu well uh friends, uh, help each other, and uh uh baeh well they play with each other, and ooh, have fun with each other! hoh friends spend time together and and go places together, and call each other by their first names! hhhoheh hoo well my my name is spencer huh Frieda Frog: well, my name is frieda frog, and i'd like to be your friend. would that mean i wouldn't be alone anymore? Spencer: ooh uhoo! friends do spend a lot of time together . . . but i know a way to be friends even when you're aloneoiiuheooaa!
2.
yeah how many times does the tree fall on your head how many times does the rain drown you in your house how many times do you die from diarrhea how many times do you fall into a crater and die how many times does a hurricane come to take you away up to the sky and throw you against a wall and splat you like a bug how many times will your heart explode and you'll fall down how many times will you die how many times will you die how many times will you drink poison instead of orange juice how many times will you eat grenades instead of candy how many times will a helicopter land on you and squash you how many times will you slip in your bathroom and smash your head
3.
mr. scary mr. scary mr. scary likes a pretzel mr. scary likes a pretzel
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the time is short in the age of sport dry leaves are rustling dead to the ground the hours are long in the ages of song as the wind fills the air with its soft silent sound the faces they pass by our eyes opened wide as faces disappear the song stays at our side watching the leaves empty your mind watch your face pass and leave it behind and hear your song joined with the song of the leaves and the sound of the wind and the sound of the trees and when you see yourself stop and the world goes on it will leave you behind but it will carry your song
5.
Sawdust 01:02
look up at the sky do you know how to make an airplane out of a tie peel the fruit of deceit, crack the nut of pain everything will kill you when you leave it in the rain then you die walk down the path, run down the street, stroll through the woods then you die you die because they kill you everything in the world kills you over and over until you die
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$100 00:50
i'm gonna wake up today and then i'll eat breakfast today and then i'll brush my teeth today and then i'll take a shower today and then i'll go to the mall today and then i'll eat some lunch today and then i'll go to work today and then i'll kill you today and then i'll eat dinner today and then i'll eat dessert today and then i'll go to sleep today
7.
i'm a robot and i have a job my job is to walk up stairs up these stairs i carry some fruit like oranges, kiwis, grapefruits & pairs most of the time my job is okay i like carrying fruit up stairs every day but sometimes when i'm doing my job my fruit falls down the stairs i have to go down after the fruit and pick it all up and go back up the stairs i'm a robot and i have a job i like my job but i hate my fruit except bananas because they're good they teach me how to turn trees into wood [computer part:] peaches,,,,,,,,,, limes,,,,,,,,,,, oranges,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, tomatoes,,,,,, yes, tomatoes, tomatoes are fruits because they have seeds,,,,,,,,,, anyway,,,, mangoes,,,,,, apricots,,,,,,, kiwis,,,,,,,, tangelos,,,,,,,, ugli fruits,,,,, strawberries,,,,,,,,,,, apples,,,,,, bananas,,,,,,, banananananananananananas,,,,,, oi,,,,, bananas,,,, pomegranates,,,,,,,,, pineapples,,,,,, grapes,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, grapefruits,,,,,,,,,, pears,,,,,, bananannanananannananannanananannananas,,,,,,, nectarines,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, blueberries,,,,,,, blackberries,,,,,,,, lemons,,,,, plums,,,,,,,,, raspberries,,,,,,, cantaloupes,,,,,,, papayayayayayayyayayayayas,,, forgive me, papayas,,,, melons,,,,,
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9.
Remember 00:58
remember there are forty-seven bones in the human eyeball cameras disguised as donuts are often used for surveillance in nebraska there is a road which is only two feet long and did you know that plastic is the number one cause of cancer remember
10.
Inventory 01:23
trees, bones, pick up a stone and feed it to your knees windows, books, have you ever seen a cube? build your face out of your nose and sell it to your eye for $22 spoons, twigs, shoes, swords, five pounds of iron spells oatmeal light bulbs, feet, kick off your leg tomatoes, nails, eat a pail
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Origami 00:42
there's a little midget walking down an alley he's got a cane and a coat and he's under a spotlight he finds a piece of trash on the side of the alley where it's wet by the gutter there's a bum sleeping under newspapers next to him he picks up the trash and kicks the bum he eats the trash
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FunWorld 01:44
see all the living colors run into your eyes jump up and down and eat an apple in this land of fun and joy it doesn't matter if you're dead, oh boy just open your mouth and say please then wash your feet with a piece of cheese in this land of color and fun all the bad things are done, done, done
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the circle, the circle, the circle rolls the circle, the circle, the circle rolls on the circle, the circle, rolls on a squirrel the circle rolls on a squirrel wearing pants the squirrel, the squirrel rolls on a square the square, the square falls on a circle the circle, the circle, the circle rolls the circle, the circle, the circle rolls on the circle, the circle, the circle rolls it rolls into a square with a squirrel on the square and the square falls down to hit another circle the circle, the circle, the circle rolls the circle rolls onto a squirrel the squirrel, the squirrel, the squirrel's wearing pants the pants, the pants, the pants are on the squirrel the squirrel, the squirrel rolls onto a square the square, the square, the square now rolls it rolls, and rolls, and rolls to a circle the circle, it falls. it falls on a ball the ball, it bounces into a squirrel the squirrel, it eats the ball and eats a square the square, the square, the square is in the squirrel the squirrel, the squirrel, the squirrel's in the circle the circle, the circle, the circle's in the square
15.
Entropy Puke 00:27
(instrumental)
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i was going to europe this summer but i had to go to japan instead because my grandparents live in australia and i didn't want them to know that i liked europe because england sent all the prisoners to australia when it was discovered so i went to japan
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e gothic uoooo iiie eoee houhoeueoehoooa
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boom!
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i am the robot that takes over the world i'm big and square and shiny my eyes look like light bulbs my mouth blinks red and i've got antenna coming out of my head
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you have tasted the blood of evil thought it was sweet and now you want some more you have druk the blood of the devil done it again and have done it before killing the lives of innocent beings, you love to look and stare knowing what you do it gives you feelings but not enough that you will care telling the children you know their problems looking at them you say you're their friend tell the people you know how to solve them you've done your evil once again taking the souls of all your brothers you are blind to what you do hurting yourself and one and other you say you're mad but i am too don't trust me and i don't trust you don't trust anyone i run into the world is filled with trash and evil you're right there to bring the fear knowing what you do it makes you deceitful so leave the world and don't come here
22.
i got a tapeworm eatin' away at my guts i got a tapeworm and it's really drivin' me nuts my old woman died and my dog kicked me out the house but now i got a tapeworm as well as everything else i got a tapeworm, i can't eat my food i can pretend but i'm really givin' it to him
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Suggestions 03:04
if you won 23 million dollars in the lottery and bought 46 million cans of soda and you drink 15 cans of soda a day it would take 8401.8264 years to drink all of them. now, if you had 3 friends and you each drank 2 six-packs a day, it would take you 2025.5707 years to drink all of them. if you had 15 friends who drank 3 six-packs each a day, it would take 366.76813 years to drink all of the soda. if you bought tootsie rolls® with the money you could buy 460 million tootsie rolls®. if you had 10 people eating 500 tootsie rolls a day each it would take 252054.79 years to eat all of them. if you flushed the toilet every 5 seconds, you could flush the toilet 17,280 times a day. that's 31,536,000 in 5 years.
25.
do you hate the way i look do you read from your holy book who is the face of your devil take this hate to another level johnny & the platypus do you hear little red people how high is your erected steeple what is wrong with a little fun does your god bear a sun johnny & the platypus what's under your bed little girl did you check for me what is in your head little girl is it i who you see johnny & the platypus lick it, shove it, keep it, end it
26.
Funnel Cake 01:56
i went to the fair last night and i played this awful game you stab things in the dark for a prize and i've never been the same i won something at the fair but i don't know what it is it has something that looks like hair but i don't know what it is i put it outside, it comes to hunt me through my window by my tree i hope it's not the thing i stabbed in that dark and awful room i'm afraid it might kill me kill me with my broom
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Somnia In 01:09
every time i become able to discern dream from reality my mind strives subconsciously to trick me into believing i am awake while i dream by making them more complex. i once dreamt i awoke four times; the final two tricked me and when i awoke i had to ask myself if it was real. so far nothing has given me a clue that this is still a production of the same night in slumber.
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29.
pushing the yellow boulder waiting for the cello holder sitting on everything i am the only man who knows about the cello man and he is the only man who can let it go again that is why i'm pushing now if i move far enough i'll bring forth the cello cow cello cow will call the one that with his moo, he made run cello man will celebrate by sealing the cello cow's fate cello cow is headless now and the man has the cello now yellow boulder falling fast people fear shadow it casts they were squished when tried to run but new ones now kill with a gun and cello man just play his song
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31.
i have a wooden head it looks like a ball i have a plastic body it gives me cancer i'm blue and orange and red and yellow and purple i carry a flag and a flag it's indigo with stripes of no color at all i walk to the mall
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33.
learn how to die, learn how to die you're learnin' how to live but you need to learn how to die as i watch myself write these words, i feel as though i'm a bird beyond the sky i soar and fly, higher and higher until no end come along with me, my friend and learn how to die, learn how to die you're learnin' how to live but you need to learn how to die no one knows how i feel all the layers of my brain are gonna peel take off my shoes, fill the air into my lungs oh boy are we gonna have fun learn how to die, learn how to die you're learnin' how to live but you need to learn how to die oh yeah
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35.
Bad Song #1 00:51
the birds fly down from the sky and then they drown in the water with the fish jump out and make a wish to be in the fire with the wood that came from the trees that grew out of the ground that's brown which they made worms and the birds ate the worms
36.
the spaceship
37.
and i met him on the way to work and i pulled out his liver and threw it at the wall and i yanked out his heart and took it to the mall and i tore off his leg and ate it for lunch and i cut off his head and had it for brunch. and i took him to work and showed all the guys now we put him in all the pies and i met him on the way to work i was a food store clerk
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39.
Zoophobia 03:37
well the bats and the devils are eating all the darkness but it always gets darker when the red wolves howl and the sun is dead and the vampires kill everyone including themselves even though they're undead they're eating me i'm dying a hundred times but i'm buried alive by snakes and they bite me and i die but the spiders chew me up and the horses eat my bones and i step on a nail and it kills me oh, they're eating me i died a million times just to be eaten forever by a fish yes the fish of doom he swims in your eye and smells like the moon the fish, the fish of doom oh, they're eating me ah, i died a million times oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh
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41.
nothin' stops the buh-b-buh-bootie shake your bootie i want you to shake shake your bootie now what we have here is shake your bootie now what we have here is buh-b-buh-bootie
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Propaganda 01:11
(instrumental)
43.
it's raining blood drink up while you can before the government takes control and stores it all for them mmm blood yum yum (slurp) blood blood mmmmmm fill up your pool
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Motel Hell 00:54
(instrumental)
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mmmm mmmm mmmmm mmm mmm mm mmm mmmm aaaaahhh ahhhh aaaahhh
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grapefruit juice
47.
(Figure A) 01:03
hey, where are you going? oh, can i come? i see everyone walking to the top of the stairs and i will follow them i see everyone walking to the edge and i will follow them i see everyone fall and die and i will follow them 'cause maybe i'll be the one to float to the other side and meet marilyn manson
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Spiders 01:17
(instrumental)
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it's gone from its place but it has a new home and over the earth is where nothing will roam nothing is gone, but everything is lost and giving up the future is nothing's cost where nothing has gone is out to the world we gave it all up to have nothing unfurled it's gone from its place but it has a new home and over the earth is where nothing will roam emptiness sits in its den and its shack waiting for someone to give it all back we go to find someone if emptiness cared it's lost all its feelings and all else it shared if you love emptiness then give it what's lost what you love will change and what you shared is is the cost yeah
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released September 12, 1998

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