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The Bloody One

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i can feel you, feel me i can steal you, peel me i can burn you, prick me i can hurt you, kick me i can eat you, fill me i can treat you, kill me
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don't go to the scary towne if you do, don't stick around scary towne is full of fog so watch out for the evil dog i'm attracted to your feet you and i will have to meet we'll meet up in scary towne then we'll go and walk around there's only three people in scary towne one of them is a hairy clown when we go to scary towne we'll have to meet the hairy clown he'll show us how to keep away from the evil dog that day but we have to leave at night the evil dog will fly a kite! his kite has big red scary hair it looks kind of like the clown that lives there the evil dog has come for us we need to get to the bus he'll bite your vest and rip your clothes scratch your chest and bloody your nose now we're dead in scary towne we're gonna be dinner for the hairy clown the dog and the clown make an evil team it makes us all want to scream aa ee aa aaa aa oo aaaaa
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i need a pencil so i can pass this test teacher, give me a pencil so i can pass this test i'll jump you for your pencil i'll give it back after the test i chewed up my old pencil so i can't take this test ooooo uuouaaa i flunked the test i'm not the best i need to get some rest who woulda guessed that i would flunk the test
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eye can see you now, large on the horizon. eyes can almost taste you as i see your shadow rising raising your head, eyes gleam in darkness before the approaching light the closer to the sunrise the closer you are to my sight as the sun peeks over mountains, my eyes to your world fade my eyes no longer see you and you barely glimpse a vanishing shade where i was, it is not i'm back in bad world now where eye and body rot
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death juice 01:52
little missy ralpha ran from tennessee to a little place new hampshire with two pennies she tried to buy a drink but they refused her tea so she pulled out a bazooka and blew 'em away better known later as a messy day the police showed up with something wrong they hadn't had a donut in so very long now little missy hid in a stack of hay until later i think it was the next day little missy left from town with a big fat grin thinking no one saw her silly little sin she flew back home on a fly they say you would miss her if you blinked your eyes finally back at home she went to bed the police caught up and chopped off her head
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when i look into your eyes all i see is untold lies untold lies and lots of pies lots of pies in your eyes when i'm walking down the street i like walk upon my feet lots of people i do meet when i'm walking down the street when you're fishing in my lake you like to say i am fake many fish you like to take as you fish in my lake when i'm riding on the bus i like to talk to mr. gus and the bum who makes a fuss when i'm riding on the bus
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larry's park 02:30
larry's running, jogging, walking larry's jumping high larry's playing in the park larry's eating flies larry's kissing all the girls larry's really hot larry kissed me on the lips even though i'm a guy chorus: lick my nose (repeat) i'll put on all my makeup i'll wear a high skirt i'd really like to get to know you face down in the dirt i'll treat you like all my old friends burn down your house i'll take you to larry's park and then we'll have some fun (chorus) larry's running, jogging, walking larry's jumping high larry's playing in the park larry's eating flies larry's kissing all the girls larry's really hot larry kissed me on the lips even though he died
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OOOOOO!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! NNNNAAA!!!!!!!!!! OOOOO!!!!!!
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there's a hole in my floor it's where the trolls come in there's a hole in my floor but the midgets use the door they like the dark and they like my room because there's no light because i am a vampire and i will suck your blood until you die there's a flashing light in my head it makes me wish that they were dead 'cause the midgets are always there and they sit and comb their hair and don't speak a word to me and don't tell me why they use my room and they clean it up and they use a broom when they make a mess, they're never dirty drives me crazy i'll just crawl through the hole in my floor 'til i get to the outside and i see the sun and then i die because i am a vampire and i will suck your blood until you die and join the midgets in my pie 'cause i am eating them now they taste so good they taste so nice it makes me think of cinnamon spices they've got a creamy flavor kind of like eggnog it's better than eating you and it's even better than eating a frog in my room where it's dark and there are no lights because i am a vampire and i sleep with midgets and they comb their hair but now they aren't there because i chopped them into little pieces and put them in my pie and it tastes good better than wood kinda like cream it makes you scream aaaaaaa there's a hole in my floor and i don't have a door anymore so the midgets they climb through the chimney and they land in all my ashes and sometimes they burn themselves but i don't mind it makes them kinda crispy kinda like dirt i like dirt kinda like dirt i like dirt better than you you're not a midget
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now we drive in circles but it isn't on the ground our loop the loops are echoing in the sewer pipes of sound and now you watch and listen as we're going 'round and 'round surprised when we're not falling as we're turning upside down
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oh mr. modern paleontologist man why'd you dig us up outta our can? you read our warning but broke our seal now we're gonna devour you for our first meal you thought we were a joke, and just did your job oh well, you are still DEAD ah ha ha ha ha we are the curse we are the curse that everyone ignored but you are dead then they thought we were stored. ah ha ha ha you're dead too, you can't stop us we are the curse we are the curse and you're dead but we're not done at that stupid scientist his name was not the last on our list through your whole race, which does include you oh yes, you sure are dead too we are the curse, we are the curse that destroyed humanity we are the curse that lost our sanity you are dead you are dead you are dead you are dead you are dead ah ha ha ha ha ha you're dead
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why do you speak? you are a peach peaches do not have the power of speech. yet still you talk, so i will listen. and the things you tell that are so strange! of white leaves, of rocks that glisten of bending wood and of empty space and yet in mid sentence you stop. why do you talk no more? if you didn't finish your story i'll kill everyone without your stories life is a bore i'll carry you with me 'til you speak again i'll marry you and you will speak, peach friend.
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duck splash 01:25
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molly, you're fifteen. maybe molly, your hair's kind of green, baby hey we didn't get you a present we're only here to eat your cake happy birthday you fit in with the big guys now you've got monkeys on your butt today is a good day to have a birthday m-o-l-l-y spells birthday! happy birthday
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there's a forest in a building and it's dark and it's brown and when we get together, it ain't a hoe-down we wiggly wig wang forget how to dance so you can wiggly wig wang forget how to dance so you can wiggly wig wang follow the zombies 'cause they know where you're going to the dark brown forest underwater where it's snowing breathe in cottage cheese with the perfect froggie man he gives you a present, then he hops in his van (we wiggly wig wang) the mailman might come and offer you a drink but leaving that forest isn't as easy as you think just turn into a zombie and show them where they're going to the dark brown forest where the death is always flowing forget how to dance so you can wiggly wig wang (x5) forget how to dance so you can wiggly dead wang (x2)
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are you sure jake? ubounbksnaudouvg you should get it back so i can wear
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eaten guts 01:36
here and there i am gone there and where? i am none here and now i am not now and then i will rot in the palace of goodness i behead a goat in the stomach of rudeness i fatten and bloat and flatten the throat, a filled stomach, yet foodless, i sit and i gloat i'd rather be empty with something to eat first choice was more tempting, wish i could repeat none of us have our heads
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ted went for a walk. when he was about 200 meters from his house, he looked to the left and saw an orange tree. to the right was the road. he thought to himself, "i'm hungry." so he picked an orange. he peeled it and ate it, and it was the second best orange he had ever had, and also the second orange he had ever had. then he died. anne was sitting on her porch. she remembered that she left the tv on, so she got up and then died. john was reading the newspaper. he found an interesting article about frogs. after that he died while climbing a tall tree. pat sajak climbed a mountain and got out his lunchbox. someone had eaten his banana! he didn't get angry, but he was hungry. luckily he still had his sandwich. he sat down and died. we are the piz and everyone dies you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead fart puke dead
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pornographic imitation zebra? pornographic imitation zebra.
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spiders are crawling on me there's 27 of them on my knee spiders are crawling on me i try to step on them but they just crawl on me
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saggy death 01:11
ha ha ha hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee ha ha hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee ha hoo hoo the piz!
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the ghost 01:04
i do believe i'm a ghost and i play the tambourine on the coast in my underwear and socks no one knows that i'm a little box well i have a pet gorilla and i'm four feet tall when i walk on the beach, i like to crawl on the coast yeah
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you can do that?
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walking spinal cords coming down the hall eating all our children at the secret ball walking spinal cords marching from the south they got a scary nose and they got a scary mouth dancing spinal cords in black tuxedos eating all the children rolled up in burritos scary spinal cords hiding in a tree they jump down behind you and punch you in the knee walking spinal cords setting us on fire breathing magic air blowing up the magic tire magic spinal cords riding to the moon on the magic tire hidden in the magic balloon walking spinal cords (aaaaa!) here they come (aaaaa!) walking spinal cords (aaaaa!) we're all gonna die walking spinal cords buying all the bread mashing up potatoes like they mash our heads walking spinal cords throwing scary arrows scooping our heads into red wheelbarrows chocolate spinal cords sweeping with a broom cleaning the whole world except for your room raver spinal cords, orange yellow and green they're dead from the poison in the secret tangerine
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larry's running, jogging, walking larry's jumping high larry's playing in the park larry's eating flies larry's kissing all the girls larry's really hot larry kissed me on the lips even though i'm a guy chorus: lick my nose (repeat) i'll put on all my makeup i'll wear a high skirt i'd really like to get to know you face down in the dirt i'll treat you like all my old friends burn down your house i'll take you to larry's park and then we'll have some fun (chorus) larry's running, jogging, walking larry's jumping high larry's playing in the park larry's eating flies larry's kissing all the girls larry's really hot larry kissed me on the lips even though he died
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on the boat 01:30
on the boat we don't need to take a bath 'cause we've got lots of donuts on the boat on the boat we chop people in half heh heh heh if we didn't then where'd we get our socks? (in the refrigerator!) on the boat we wear funny tights all day and then we put 'em on our head on the boat we make friends with all the birdies so they won't go poopin' on our boat we pick up each others' eyeballs when we lose 'em 'cause we're all real friendly on the boat (here ya go!) on the boat the cook throws guys in the big pot and then he serves it up and calls it rice on the boat there's a guy with gold teeth and none of us know who he is on the boat every day is sunday and we make up good excuses not to go to church on the boat we all play with the funny rock we're all proud zombie pirates on the boat!
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insert piz here-> the bloody one october 1997 it's going to gradually start and end at exactly the same time heodnbaocnbvrygoeopwlanckjbciuegaohksmxlerfnrouosjnalmxlmioceb polpkkknbyvytcf%#jikb cfdxee^sedstrfybiojnnopkmobiyv ibuycfu7tze onopmppihb* aueiouaoieuaoiueoiaeuoieuaoiueoiuaeuioaiue..... aaaaa, you're killing me, stop, you killed 25% of my left stomach, stop, aaaaaaa! i just ate 3,164,530,875,308,734 red jelly beans for breakfast and then i drank 91,745,382,621,943,645,272,537,342,759,827 cans of mountain dew and then i died
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my name is sussssy what is your name my name is sussssy what is your name my name is sussssy how do you spell sussssy? s-u-s-s-s-s-y
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i've got rubber chickens in my brain, worms and masturbation and it's drivin me insane. my head is on the fritz and i'm goin down fast, the way that i am going i don't think that i will last. vampires are looking for me left and to the right, sucking my blood right through the night. i've got the mighty morphin' crotch cricket on my head, and with the powder puff girls i know that i am dead. coming home with me is the monkey leg hair, i'm mentally insane and i know 'cause i'm aware. my brain is really fried and i'm really paranoid, i'm a giant purple cow and my name is pink floyd. i'm fallin' through space without a care, i've got pretty yellow shoes but i don't have to share. look through my eyes and see the past only one person knows who will last release your time and let us be free oh how fun it will be float in your waste and flesh now your brain is turning to mesh cut me off off from this string don't worry i can fly without my wings take my hand and i'll lead the way into tomorrow and back through today
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(instrumental)
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we're gonna eat you we're gonna eat you till you die we're gonna eat you tonight we're gonna eat you when you're drowning in our pool
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bananas in blood, bananas in blood the cats got caught in the garlic flood they fall from my mouth like dogs in the rain cats fall too, or just rise from the drains eat the bananas, savor the nice bloody taste the cats in the garlic make a nice thick paste and yes, i do think that i'm not entirely dead or how could i be thinking, something's living in my head a piece of me is gone, and yes i feel its loss and there's nothing i can do but kill the one who took it off
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take my head and then smash it with a rock and then take my hands and ya tie 'em in a knot ya know ya cut me up and rip out my intestines then put cyanide in the tea that i'm ingestin' chorus: yeah, you remind me of a strawberry bush and you like to eat little fuzzy animals yeah, you taste kinda like peanut butte and crackers and celery with cream cheese on it burn me in a pit and bathe in my ash put the water in a bag and take it out with the trash go back to my house and set it on fire and laugh your funny laugh and then go home and retire until tomorrow comes, you'll be lookin' for another maybe my dad or perhaps my little brother (chorus out)
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there's blood spilling from all our eyes we can't see through it there's blood pouring from all our mouths we are choking on it we're dying and our heads are off they're rolling on the ground they're rolling, they're rolling, they're rolling all around oohaaoehhaohaa ahaoueuhaoahaooaa what's happening to ourselves? we don't know 'cause we can't tell ooaoaoaaahaeaaoa there's blood spilling from all our pores coursing down our skin there's blood draining onto the floo it happened again ooaaiaihehaiaaiahaooaaa we are nowhere we are nowhere we are not here we are nowhere
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you are the pasture and i'm going to eat you i'll eat you faster than i, i really need to don't you try and stop me don't you try and stop me you are the idle prey and i am just a peaceful sheep you are going to die today and there's no way you can stop me don't you try and stop me don't you try and stop me there's nothing you can do against a product of society
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bourbon blues on the street loose and complete under skies so smokey blue-green
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when i was a boy i had a little toy, its name was roy when i was a boy and with this toy which its name was roy, we said ahoy 'cause it was filled with joy but this toy was very annoyed, 'cause it was void so it wasn't a toy now so i took my toy to a friend named floyd, and he fixed the toy so it wasn't void now
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eat to fill your stomach eat just for the taste eat because you're hungry eat eat eat eat eat eat eat i bit it tasted good i chewed it felt like wood i swallowed didn't think i should i spun on the spinny thing i puked i knew i would bit chewed swallowed spun puked drink because you're thirsty drink because it's there drink because you like to drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink puke puke puke eat eat eat eat drink puke drink puke eat puke eat drink
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are you afraid of the scary man? is his eggplant head too large for your liking? are you troubled by the way he walks? does his blood-curdling cry curdle your blood are you afraid of the scary man? are you afraid of yourself? i have seen the scary man are you afraid of your own eyes? the eyes of the scary man are peaceful when beheld directly. look yourself in the eye. you'll see. the scary man stands always to your left you can't see him. does he put things in your head? do they stick there forever? like honey so sweet... do you smell his breath corroding your skin? i do. i smell you, i smell him, i see it all. are you the scary man? ARE you the scary man? you are the scary man! ...are you afraid of the scary man?
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dusty death 00:15
help me, i'm lost in the dust
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my feet smell like garbage and my head is shaped square i run around downtown in my underwear coffee water is the stuff i drink coffee water tastes good but it stinks on my left hand is the mark of bad it's the worst mark that i've ever had i'm a monkey when you don't see me i'm a goose i eat all the trash that's in the streets then i drink the garbage juice at night i sleep in the dark and i have that very bad bad mark
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you don't need a passport to die
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get ready what kind of danger? 1.21 Jigawatts eat some candy eat some candy eat some candy eat some 1 2 3 4! weygumbleeah blbwybgmbleah sigumdalimbungsindy red: north-east blue: south-west wow, that's a big cloud gizg abzenga sizabusnaiama we're gonna start now gligzingabou a dinzagloeau get ready dance dance dance dance dance dance this is the middle i said dance you i'll whip you ow dance dinzagabin gagawinzakblog this is the end dance in the air dance on my hair
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larry's running, jogging, walking larry's jumping high larry's playing in the park larry's eating flies larry's kissing all the girls larry's really hot larry kissed me on the lips even though i'm a guy chorus: lick my nose (repeat) i'll put on all my makeup i'll wear a high skirt i'd really like to get to know you face down in the dirt i'll treat you like all my old friends burn down your house i'll take you to larry's park and then we'll have some fun (chorus) larry's running, jogging, walking larry's jumping high larry's playing in the park larry's eating flies larry's kissing all the girls larry's really hot larry kissed me on the lips even though he died
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crazy crazy crazy stop reuben it's crazy
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The scariest thing in the universe. Not recommended for those who are easily frightened and/or annoyed. If you are a vampire, you probably already have this album.

Originally released on dead bloody eyeballs in 1997.

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released October 30, 1997

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