1. |
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(instrumental)
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2. |
dead mustard cake
00:38
|
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i can feel you, feel me
i can steal you, peel me
i can burn you, prick me
i can hurt you, kick me
i can eat you, fill me
i can treat you, kill me
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3. |
the scary towne
02:58
|
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don't go to the scary towne
if you do, don't stick around
scary towne is full of fog
so watch out for the evil dog
i'm attracted to your feet
you and i will have to meet
we'll meet up in scary towne
then we'll go and walk around
there's only three people in scary towne
one of them is a hairy clown
when we go to scary towne
we'll have to meet the hairy clown
he'll show us how to keep away
from the evil dog that day
but we have to leave at night
the evil dog will fly a kite!
his kite has big red scary hair
it looks kind of like the clown that lives there
the evil dog has come for us
we need to get to the bus
he'll bite your vest and rip your clothes
scratch your chest and bloody your nose
now we're dead in scary towne
we're gonna be dinner for the hairy clown
the dog and the clown make an evil team
it makes us all want to scream
aa ee aa aaa aa oo aaaaa
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4. |
death of a pencil
01:57
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i need a pencil
so i can pass this test
teacher, give me a pencil
so i can pass this test
i'll jump you for your pencil
i'll give it back after the test
i chewed up my old pencil
so i can't take this test
ooooo uuouaaa
i flunked the test
i'm not the best
i need to get some rest
who woulda guessed
that i would flunk the test
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5. |
the eye of francis
01:31
|
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eye can see you now,
large on the horizon.
eyes can almost taste you
as i see your shadow rising
raising your head, eyes gleam
in darkness before the approaching light
the closer to the sunrise
the closer you are to my sight
as the sun peeks over mountains,
my eyes to your world fade
my eyes no longer see you
and you barely glimpse a vanishing shade
where i was, it is not
i'm back in bad world now
where eye and body rot
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6. |
death juice
01:52
|
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little missy ralpha ran from tennessee
to a little place new hampshire with two pennies she
tried to buy a drink but they refused her tea
so she pulled out a bazooka and blew 'em away
better known later as a messy day
the police showed up with something wrong
they hadn't had a donut in so very long
now little missy hid in a stack of hay
until later i think it was the next day
little missy left from town with a big fat grin
thinking no one saw her silly little sin
she flew back home on a fly
they say you would miss her if you blinked your eyes
finally back at home she went to bed
the police caught up and chopped off her head
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7. |
oats 'n honey 'n blood
01:58
|
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when i look into your eyes
all i see is untold lies
untold lies and lots of pies
lots of pies in your eyes
when i'm walking down the street
i like walk upon my feet
lots of people i do meet
when i'm walking down the street
when you're fishing in my lake
you like to say i am fake
many fish you like to take
as you fish in my lake
when i'm riding on the bus
i like to talk to mr. gus
and the bum who makes a fuss
when i'm riding on the bus
|
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8. |
frozen blood cubes
00:30
|
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(instrumental)
|
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9. |
larry's park
02:30
|
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larry's running, jogging, walking
larry's jumping high
larry's playing in the park
larry's eating flies
larry's kissing all the girls
larry's really hot
larry kissed me on the lips
even though i'm a guy
chorus:
lick my nose (repeat)
i'll put on all my makeup
i'll wear a high skirt
i'd really like to get to know you
face down in the dirt
i'll treat you like all my old friends
burn down your house
i'll take you to larry's park
and then we'll have some fun
(chorus)
larry's running, jogging, walking
larry's jumping high
larry's playing in the park
larry's eating flies
larry's kissing all the girls
larry's really hot
larry kissed me on the lips
even though he died
|
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10. |
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OOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNNAAA!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOO!!!!!!
|
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11. |
you die tonight
05:15
|
|||
there's a hole in my floor
it's where the trolls come in
there's a hole in my floor
but the midgets use the door
they like the dark
and they like my room
because there's no light
because i am a vampire and i will suck your blood until you die
there's a flashing light in my head
it makes me wish that they were dead
'cause the midgets are always there
and they sit and comb their hair and don't speak a word to me
and don't tell me why they use my room
and they clean it up and they use a broom
when they make a mess, they're never dirty
drives me crazy
i'll just crawl through the hole in my floor
'til i get to the outside and i see the sun and then i die
because i am a vampire
and i will suck your blood until you die
and join the midgets in my pie
'cause i am eating them now they taste so good
they taste so nice
it makes me think of cinnamon spices
they've got a creamy flavor
kind of like eggnog
it's better than eating you and it's even better than eating a frog
in my room where it's dark and there are no lights
because i am a vampire and i sleep with midgets
and they comb their hair but now they aren't there
because i chopped them into little pieces and put them in my pie
and it tastes good
better than wood
kinda like cream
it makes you scream aaaaaaa
there's a hole in my floor
and i don't have a door anymore
so the midgets they climb through the chimney
and they land in all my ashes and sometimes they burn themselves
but i don't mind
it makes them kinda crispy
kinda like dirt
i like dirt
kinda like dirt
i like dirt
better than you
you're not a midget
|
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12. |
straight up (bloody pus)
02:20
|
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13. |
||||
now we drive in circles but it isn't on the ground
our loop the loops are echoing in the sewer pipes of sound
and now you watch and listen as we're going 'round and 'round
surprised when we're not falling as we're turning upside down
|
||||
14. |
||||
oh mr. modern paleontologist man
why'd you dig us up outta our can?
you read our warning but broke our seal
now we're gonna devour you for our first meal
you thought we were a joke, and just did your job
oh well, you are still DEAD ah ha ha ha ha
we are the curse we are the curse
that everyone ignored but you are dead
then they thought we were stored. ah ha ha ha
you're dead too, you can't stop us we are the curse
we are the curse and you're dead
but we're not done at that stupid scientist
his name was not the last on our list
through your whole race, which does include you
oh yes, you sure are dead too
we are the curse,
we are the curse that destroyed humanity
we are the curse that lost our sanity
you are dead you are dead you are dead
you are dead you are dead ah ha ha ha ha ha
you're dead
|
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15. |
tommy tombstone
00:12
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
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16. |
rotting peaches
01:29
|
|||
why do you speak? you are a peach
peaches do not have the power of speech.
yet still you talk, so i will listen.
and the things you tell that are so strange!
of white leaves, of rocks that glisten
of bending wood and of empty space
and yet in mid sentence you stop.
why do you talk no more?
if you didn't finish your story
i'll kill everyone
without your stories life is a bore
i'll carry you with me 'til you speak again
i'll marry you and you will speak, peach friend.
|
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17. |
duck splash
01:25
|
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(instrumental)
|
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18. |
molly's bloody corpse
01:17
|
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molly, you're fifteen. maybe
molly, your hair's kind of green, baby
hey we didn't get you a present
we're only here to eat your cake
happy birthday
you fit in with the big guys now
you've got monkeys on your butt
today is a good day to have a birthday
m-o-l-l-y spells birthday!
happy birthday
|
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19. |
zombie ice cream
01:27
|
|||
there's a forest in a building and it's dark and it's brown
and when we get together, it ain't a hoe-down
we wiggly wig wang
forget how to dance so you can wiggly wig wang
forget how to dance so you can wiggly wig wang
follow the zombies 'cause they know where you're going
to the dark brown forest underwater where it's snowing
breathe in cottage cheese with the perfect froggie man
he gives you a present, then he hops in his van
(we wiggly wig wang)
the mailman might come and offer you a drink
but leaving that forest isn't as easy as you think
just turn into a zombie and show them where they're going
to the dark brown forest where the death is always flowing
forget how to dance so you can wiggly wig wang (x5)
forget how to dance so you can wiggly dead wang (x2)
|
||||
20. |
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(instrumental)
|
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21. |
||||
are you sure jake?
ubounbksnaudouvg
you should get it back
so i can wear
|
||||
22. |
eaten guts
01:36
|
|||
here and there i am gone
there and where? i am none
here and now i am not
now and then i will rot
in the palace of goodness
i behead a goat
in the stomach of rudeness
i fatten and bloat
and flatten the throat,
a filled stomach, yet foodless,
i sit and i gloat
i'd rather be empty with something to eat
first choice was more tempting, wish i could repeat
none of us have our heads
|
||||
23. |
mechanical death
02:27
|
|||
ted went for a walk. when he was about 200 meters from his house, he looked to the left and saw an orange tree. to the right was the road. he thought to himself, "i'm hungry." so he picked an orange. he peeled it and ate it, and it was the second best orange he had ever had, and also the second orange he had ever had. then he died.
anne was sitting on her porch. she remembered that she left the tv on, so she got up and then died.
john was reading the newspaper. he found an interesting article about frogs. after that he died while climbing a tall tree.
pat sajak climbed a mountain and got out his lunchbox. someone had eaten his banana! he didn't get angry, but he was hungry. luckily he still had his sandwich. he sat down and died.
we are the piz and everyone dies
you're dead you're dead you're dead you're dead
dead dead dead dead dead dead dead dead fart puke dead
|
||||
24. |
cart full of evil
01:53
|
|||
pornographic imitation zebra?
pornographic imitation zebra.
|
||||
25. |
||||
spiders are crawling on me
there's 27 of them on my knee
spiders are crawling on me
i try to step on them but they just crawl on me
|
||||
26. |
saggy death
01:11
|
|||
ha ha ha hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha hee hee ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee ha ha hee hee hee hee, hee hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha hee hee hee hee hee ha hoo hoo
the piz!
|
||||
27. |
the ghost
01:04
|
|||
i do believe i'm a ghost and i play the tambourine on the coast
in my underwear and socks no one knows that i'm a little box
well i have a pet gorilla and i'm four feet tall
when i walk on the beach, i like to crawl
on the coast yeah
|
||||
28. |
janitorial ghouls
00:42
|
|||
you can do that?
|
||||
29. |
it's fun to be dead
00:36
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
30. |
shadow of blood
00:39
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
31. |
skeleton death taxi
02:41
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
32. |
bloody spinal cords
02:09
|
|||
walking spinal cords coming down the hall
eating all our children at the secret ball
walking spinal cords marching from the south
they got a scary nose and they got a scary mouth
dancing spinal cords in black tuxedos
eating all the children rolled up in burritos
scary spinal cords hiding in a tree
they jump down behind you and punch you in the knee
walking spinal cords setting us on fire
breathing magic air blowing up the magic tire
magic spinal cords riding to the moon
on the magic tire hidden in the magic balloon
walking spinal cords (aaaaa!) here they come (aaaaa!)
walking spinal cords (aaaaa!) we're all gonna die
walking spinal cords buying all the bread
mashing up potatoes like they mash our heads
walking spinal cords throwing scary arrows
scooping our heads into red wheelbarrows
chocolate spinal cords sweeping with a broom
cleaning the whole world except for your room
raver spinal cords, orange yellow and green
they're dead from the poison in the secret tangerine
|
||||
33. |
larry's carcass
01:57
|
|||
larry's running, jogging, walking
larry's jumping high
larry's playing in the park
larry's eating flies
larry's kissing all the girls
larry's really hot
larry kissed me on the lips
even though i'm a guy
chorus:
lick my nose (repeat)
i'll put on all my makeup
i'll wear a high skirt
i'd really like to get to know you
face down in the dirt
i'll treat you like all my old friends
burn down your house
i'll take you to larry's park
and then we'll have some fun
(chorus)
larry's running, jogging, walking
larry's jumping high
larry's playing in the park
larry's eating flies
larry's kissing all the girls
larry's really hot
larry kissed me on the lips
even though he died
|
||||
34. |
on the boat
01:30
|
|||
on the boat we don't need to take a bath 'cause
we've got lots of donuts on the boat
on the boat we chop people in half heh heh heh
if we didn't then where'd we get our socks? (in the refrigerator!)
on the boat we wear funny tights all day
and then we put 'em on our head
on the boat we make friends with all the birdies
so they won't go poopin' on our boat
we pick up each others' eyeballs when we lose 'em
'cause we're all real friendly on the boat (here ya go!)
on the boat the cook throws guys in the big pot
and then he serves it up and calls it rice
on the boat there's a guy with gold teeth
and none of us know who he is
on the boat every day is sunday
and we make up good excuses not to go to church
on the boat we all play with the funny rock
we're all proud zombie pirates on the boat!
|
||||
35. |
crushed by a tulip tooth
01:45
|
|||
insert piz here->
the bloody one
october 1997
it's going to gradually start and end at exactly the same time
heodnbaocnbvrygoeopwlanckjbciuegaohksmxlerfnrouosjnalmxlmioceb
polpkkknbyvytcf%#jikb cfdxee^sedstrfybiojnnopkmobiyv ibuycfu7tze onopmppihb*
aueiouaoieuaoiueoiaeuoieuaoiueoiuaeuioaiue.....
aaaaa, you're killing me, stop, you killed 25% of my left stomach, stop, aaaaaaa!
i just ate 3,164,530,875,308,734 red jelly beans for breakfast and then i drank 91,745,382,621,943,645,272,537,342,759,827 cans of mountain dew and then i died
|
||||
36. |
||||
my name is sussssy
what is your name
my name is sussssy
what is your name
my name is sussssy
how do you spell sussssy?
s-u-s-s-s-s-y
|
||||
37. |
insanity (plague remix)
02:16
|
|||
i've got rubber chickens in my brain,
worms and masturbation and it's drivin me insane.
my head is on the fritz and i'm goin down fast,
the way that i am going i don't think that i will last.
vampires are looking for me left and to the right,
sucking my blood right through the night.
i've got the mighty morphin' crotch cricket on my head,
and with the powder puff girls i know that i am dead.
coming home with me is the monkey leg hair,
i'm mentally insane and i know 'cause i'm aware.
my brain is really fried and i'm really paranoid,
i'm a giant purple cow and my name is pink floyd.
i'm fallin' through space without a care,
i've got pretty yellow shoes but i don't have to share.
look through my eyes and see the past
only one person knows who will last
release your time and let us be free
oh how fun it will be
float in your waste and flesh
now your brain is turning to mesh
cut me off off from this string
don't worry i can fly without my wings
take my hand and i'll lead the way
into tomorrow and back through today
|
||||
38. |
the bat in the dark
00:51
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
39. |
||||
we're gonna eat you
we're gonna eat you till you die
we're gonna eat you tonight
we're gonna eat you when you're drowning in our pool
|
||||
40. |
bananas in blood
02:17
|
|||
bananas in blood, bananas in blood
the cats got caught in the garlic flood
they fall from my mouth like dogs in the rain
cats fall too, or just rise from the drains
eat the bananas, savor the nice bloody taste
the cats in the garlic make a nice thick paste
and yes, i do think that i'm not entirely dead
or how could i be thinking, something's living in my head
a piece of me is gone, and yes i feel its loss
and there's nothing i can do but kill the one who took it off
|
||||
41. |
||||
(instrumental)
|
||||
42. |
you taste dead
02:10
|
|||
take my head and then smash it with a rock
and then take my hands and ya tie 'em in a knot
ya know ya cut me up and rip out my intestines
then put cyanide in the tea that i'm ingestin'
chorus:
yeah, you remind me of a strawberry bush
and you like to eat little fuzzy animals
yeah, you taste kinda like peanut butte
and crackers and celery with cream cheese on it
burn me in a pit and bathe in my ash
put the water in a bag and take it out with the trash
go back to my house and set it on fire
and laugh your funny laugh and then go home and retire
until tomorrow comes, you'll be lookin' for another
maybe my dad or perhaps my little brother
(chorus out)
|
||||
43. |
the empty skull
00:09
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
44. |
bloody eyelash sauce
02:51
|
|||
there's blood spilling from all our eyes
we can't see through it
there's blood pouring from all our mouths
we are choking on it
we're dying and our heads are off
they're rolling on the ground
they're rolling, they're rolling, they're rolling all around
oohaaoehhaohaa ahaoueuhaoahaooaa
what's happening to ourselves?
we don't know 'cause we can't tell
ooaoaoaaahaeaaoa
there's blood spilling from all our pores
coursing down our skin
there's blood draining onto the floo
it happened again
ooaaiaihehaiaaiahaooaaa
we are nowhere we are nowhere we are not here
we are nowhere
|
||||
45. |
the sheep are mad
02:20
|
|||
you are the pasture and i'm going to eat you
i'll eat you faster than i,
i really need to
don't you try and stop me
don't you try and stop me
you are the idle prey
and i am just a peaceful sheep
you are going to die today
and there's no way you can stop me
don't you try and stop me
don't you try and stop me
there's nothing you can do against
a product of society
|
||||
46. |
||||
bourbon blues on the street
loose and complete
under skies so smokey blue-green
|
||||
47. |
||||
(instrumental)
|
||||
48. |
scary death bear
01:52
|
|||
when i was a boy i had a little toy, its name was roy when i was a boy
and with this toy which its name was roy, we said ahoy 'cause it was filled with joy
but this toy was very annoyed, 'cause it was void so it wasn't a toy now
so i took my toy to a friend named floyd, and he fixed the toy so it wasn't void now
|
||||
49. |
spoonful of death
01:16
|
|||
eat
to fill your stomach
eat
just for the taste
eat
because you're hungry
eat eat eat eat eat eat eat
i bit
it tasted good
i chewed
it felt like wood
i swallowed
didn't think i should
i spun
on the spinny thing i puked
i knew i would
bit chewed swallowed spun puked
drink
because you're thirsty
drink
because it's there
drink
because you like to
drink drink drink drink drink drink drink drink
puke puke puke
eat eat eat
eat drink puke
drink puke eat
puke eat drink
|
||||
50. |
i are the scary man
02:47
|
|||
are you afraid of the scary man?
is his eggplant head too large for your liking?
are you troubled by the way he walks?
does his blood-curdling cry curdle your blood
are you afraid of the scary man?
are you afraid of yourself?
i have seen the scary man
are you afraid of your own eyes?
the eyes of the scary man are peaceful when beheld directly.
look yourself in the eye. you'll see.
the scary man stands always to your left
you can't see him.
does he put things in your head?
do they stick there forever?
like honey so sweet...
do you smell his breath corroding your skin?
i do.
i smell you, i smell him, i see it all.
are you the scary man?
ARE you the scary man?
you are the scary man!
...are you afraid of the scary man?
|
||||
51. |
dusty death
00:15
|
|||
help me, i'm lost in the dust
|
||||
52. |
coffee death breath
01:31
|
|||
my feet smell like garbage and my head is shaped square
i run around downtown in my underwear
coffee water is the stuff i drink
coffee water tastes good but it stinks
on my left hand is the mark of bad
it's the worst mark that i've ever had
i'm a monkey when you don't see me
i'm a goose
i eat all the trash that's in the streets
then i drink the garbage juice
at night i sleep in the dark
and i have that very bad bad mark
|
||||
53. |
melting platypus
00:34
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
54. |
||||
you don't need a passport to die
|
||||
55. |
i need to die
04:28
|
|||
get ready
what kind of danger?
1.21 Jigawatts
eat some candy
eat some candy
eat some candy
eat some 1 2 3 4!
weygumbleeah
blbwybgmbleah
sigumdalimbungsindy
red: north-east
blue: south-west
wow, that's a big cloud
gizg abzenga sizabusnaiama
we're gonna start now
gligzingabou a dinzagloeau
get ready
dance dance
dance dance dance dance
this is the middle
i said dance you
i'll whip you
ow
dance
dinzagabin gagawinzakblog
this is the end
dance in the air
dance on my hair
|
||||
56. |
everyone's dead
01:34
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
57. |
||||
larry's running, jogging, walking
larry's jumping high
larry's playing in the park
larry's eating flies
larry's kissing all the girls
larry's really hot
larry kissed me on the lips
even though i'm a guy
chorus:
lick my nose (repeat)
i'll put on all my makeup
i'll wear a high skirt
i'd really like to get to know you
face down in the dirt
i'll treat you like all my old friends
burn down your house
i'll take you to larry's park
and then we'll have some fun
(chorus)
larry's running, jogging, walking
larry's jumping high
larry's playing in the park
larry's eating flies
larry's kissing all the girls
larry's really hot
larry kissed me on the lips
even though he died
|
||||
58. |
the bad closet
00:34
|
|||
crazy crazy crazy
stop reuben it's crazy
|
||||
59. |
walking death socks
01:30
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
||||
60. |
centipedes on the corpse
02:31
|
|||
(instrumental)
|
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