(turn on the radio, bill) okay "dope hat" by marilyn manson this sucks (change it, bill) "double dare" by bauhaus no way (change it, bill) "gotta get away" by offspring stupid (change it, bill) "molly's lips" by nirvana retarded (change it, bill) "double dare" by bauhaus not again (change it, bill) "sliver" by nirvana id-ee-it (change it, bill) "blind" by korn that's corny (change it, bill) "brain stew" by green day duuhhhh-umb (change it, bill) "the process" by insert piz here-> this sucks (change it, bill) no way (change it, bill) stupid (change it, bill) retarded (change it, bill) not again (change it, bill) id-ee-it (change it, bill) that's corny (change it, bill) duuhhhh-umb (change it, bill)

the process...a world of unity blissful ignorants following the herd the herd splits, follows another splits again and again many small herds against each other the realisation of individuality; chaos and utter destruction of the race...the process why evil one? world of unity dies world of unity dies let's all play a game of mislead the followers you bite me, you hit me, you grind me in the ground you think i care? you crack my bloody bones open and you laugh at the sound because you're scared everyone would be happy if nothing good ever happend the process...a world of unity blissful ignorants following the herd utter destruction of the race. the process.

do you hate the way i look do you read from your holy book who is the face of your devil take this hate to another level Johnny and the platypus do you hear little red people how high is your erected steeple what is wrong with a little fun does your god bear a son Johnny and the platypus what's under your bed, little girl did you check for me what is in your head, little girl is it i who you see Johnny and the platypus lick it, shov it, keep it, end it

hey baby i wantcha com'ere hey baby just swallow your fear i'm gonna kill ya so puke it back up it doesn't matter 'cause that's close enough for me ta chop you up with my lumberjack axe chop you down just like a lumberjack i'm gonna chop your head off and juggle your eyes and your brain chop you up in my tub and watch your blood run down the drain

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you can do it Susie! shake those legs! from new zwitzihalla, Susie Straglioni!!! and from off of the streets, Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob!!! i'm Tom Flex here with Joe Pecs live at Hit-o-Rama '96 here's the ref with the starting rules (unintelligible) you heard that folks, those were special rules just for this fight, because of the nature of these...ahh...components *bing bing* Tom- ooooohh!!! Susie starts off with a bone-crushing back swimmer!!! Joe- ooohhhhhh, that's gotta hurt Tom- it sure does, Joe Joe- but wait! Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob breaks free and puts Susie in a neck-ripping bike rider!!! Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob sends Susie over the ropes!! Tom- don't count Susie out yet, i see him out there every day, working hard. i think he'll come back Tom & Joe- OUHHDTWVIYIXNIOIYEGIUHSX!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Joe- Susie puts him in a good move and wins the match!!!! Tom- Susie's gonna be live on pay-per-view at the cage next Monday don't miss it folks be there or be square!!!!!!! Joe- and now for a live interview in the locker room with Ron Nex!!! Ron- hello, I'm Ron Nex, here with Susie Straglioni how do you feel about your victory? Susie- OOIOOIOHH! Ron- well you know, victory means winning Susie- OUHUMM!! OUEHIEHEUHAOUHIAOHOUOEHOIHUEOIEHOHE!!!!! Ron- okay, now let's go to Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob.... Bob Billy-o-Bob-Bobby-Bob! how do you feel about losing to Susie Stragabaloney? Bob- OIUEJEOINOEUEEE!! OOUENEHEOEOUEHSUHEOE NEXT WEEK OIUOUHEHOJJKEOBEOIENOIEMXOIEJOEHOIHEWHDEHEKNEFBLAEI!!!!! Ron- alright let's bring you back to ringside, live Hit-o-Rama '96 has been brought to you by: Cumagadden, the natural stuff and, by Wart Hog de-plumbing we get all those ugly wart hogs out of your sink dude, i can't get up and leave, i got wood hon, are you looking' at that woman over there? uh, no (smack!) ow c'mon, spit on 'im *ptoo!* HEY YOU KID! aaah! DID YOU SPIT ON ME!??!

i'm not evil, i'm not good, i'm just always sad i'm always either wrong or right, but i'm not always bad hey joe, whaddaya know; he's not always sad hey joe, whaddaya know; he's just always bad

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i wake up all alone, i'm sitting at home i dig in the ground and look for a bone i bury one here, i bury one there i bury one wherever i don't really care when my master comes home, i'm pissing on his shoes he's always really drunk and smelling like booze he kicks me with a foot, he slaps me with a hand i'm digging for my bone, i'm covered in sand he beats me with a stick, me beats me with a rope he makes me take a bath, he washes me in soap i wanna get away, i dig next to the fence i steal from my house 42 cents that should be enough to buy me a bone for when i'm at home, sitting all alone i see the mailman, he turns and tries to run i wanna chase him because it's really really fun i bite him in the butt, what a great game there's nothing that I've ever played that is quite the same there's only one problem, i still don't got my bone i'm walking down the street and i'm still all alone oh goody goody, i see me a bone it's lying in the street, and it's all alone me and the bone will make a happy pair i run into the street super fast without a care now i got my bone, but now i see a ca i run left i run right but i don't go fa the car hits me, i'm feeling kind of dead but i got my bone so I'm happy instead

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chocolate sand chocolate sky chocolate's stuck on my mind chocolate waves with chocolate ice everything's chocolatized aaaaaaaaaaaaahh!!!

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something is waiting standing at the door knocking at the window sitting on the floor something is watching staring through it all over my left shoulder looking from the hall something is hunting running in the wood trampling the flowers standing where i stood

i'm in hawaii sitting by the sea everybody is looking right at me late i'll get some coconut juice i'm getting sweaty out here in the sun i need a beach ball so i can have some fun i'm thirsty i'd like some coconut juice here comes mr. taco man i dig through my pents i'll buy a taco for 25¢ waiter bring me some coconut juice

taxidermy bob (repeat)

they wandered in the desert for at least four thousand years when any man looks upon them he faces all of his fears don't go to to their desert or they'll chew your bones, eat your eyes, and drink your tears on your way to the market stomach full of cereal and toast look up ahead, turn around and you're lost in the desert of the dead wyverns that rise from the sand they'll be there forever and you'll join them if you're damned

as we walk through this forest, i know the voice of birds i know and understand them and i will obey their words i hear them speak you name and i know you are the monkey your head falls to the duff and i go to a party... chorus: there's nothing i can do, i can't escape his maze i look and i see you, through all the mist and haze and you frown all the while the blood of salamander is what shall be drunk the fire fills my stomach and I'm surrounded by the tree i'll excrete my flame, and the tree it will be sunk but i'll too descend shortly, because now i surround the tree chorus: i die of starvation in the innermost curve of the maze and through the frog's head you see me and you gaze and you smile falling through the layers to the bottom of the tower to get back to the surface i will need more power the monkey and the dragon are now my ruthless keepers and there is no forest through which they wish to trod (repeat first chorus) walking swinging flying through the trees ground blood

officer bobby from the British police here i'll beat ya 'till you're bloody, just because you're ugly then i'll go get drunk with my imaginary friends, real people don't like me, and i hate them officer bobby oi! oi! here officer bobby oi! oi! there officer bobby oi! oi! everywhere is bobby oi! oi! oi! oi! anarchist Johnny from the revolution squad here gonna smash bobby's head in, with a big rock guess what bobby buddy, i'm gonna beat you bloody then i'll go get drunk with my real live friends officer bobby oi! oi! die officer bobby oi! oi! yer dead now bobby oi! oi! no more bobby OI!!

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sometimes i try to win my game but i need the special button the special button is under my drawer i try to reach it but i need a skinny arm so i look for the little arm do you have a skinny arm? yes, so i chop off the little kid's skinny arm i go home and use the skinny arm i put it under the drawer the hand grabs the little button i pull the arm out but the hand won't let go of the damn button so i fight for the button fiercely i fight and i thrust and i thrust there and there and there and there and i thrust and i thrust but the hand won't let go so i lose the darn game

and would you still love me if i was really ugly, fat as a whale? would you still make me feel good like i do now? and will you still talk to me when i'm dead? will you hold me like you do now? will you still love me when i am dead?

hidden secret guy, hidden secret guy up there talkin' to the birds and the sky i'm up here on top of the place i'm watchin' you all the time i pretend you can't see me and i'm watching you all the time but you can't see me 'cause i'm hidden secret guy hidden secret guy

all my chickens are in the barn all my cows are in the farm what more can i say may, flay, cray, bay, tray every soul is gone and now i am lost my toes are having a meeting with old jack frost where is my life going to lead what else in life do i need

pissin' in the darkness pissin' out my memories into the stained glass toilet bowl standin' on the four-coloured rock in the back of an antique shop

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walking circles in the wine bottle, and my hair is made of cheese and everything i touch turns to green peas I'm a food-aholic and I'm freaking out on food next thing you know I'll be walking in the nude stop it bobby, bobby stop it i was walking through the forest walking on my knees and everything i touch is everything i please. i was looking for my brown jacket that's what i need 'cause in my brown jacket's a sack of goat feed where's my brown jacket i found my brown jacket but the goat feed was gone so i gave my jacket to a froggie, he was sitting in a pond and now I'm floating in the clouds, high above the trees and everywhere there's a beautiful, just beautiful breeze

i stink and i smell and i reek bad of urine they try to catch me but I'm in the toilet bowl i jump down below into the sewer system at night they hunt with flashlights and scary faces they have dogs real mean dogs but i have my rat friend we hitch out of town with a bag full of brownies as we leave the city limits i feel super they tried to catch me with their brain-powered thinkers my rat friend and i we can hide in the sewers from town to town to town to town to town to town the FBI wants me for painting their bathroom but they can't find me 'cause I've got my rat friend from town to town to town i hide in the sewers

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what am i doing and what have i done i don't know what'cha want or what'cha do, hon i don't know where you wanna go butcha can't get it from me. ha ha ha. i don't know what kind of ideas you have inside your head i don't know what you'll be thinking five minutes after you're dead ha ha. i don't really care i don't wanna know i don't care 'cause i'm a gonna kill ya, i hatecha ha ha hatecha i hatecha you're gonna die, bill why don't ya just scream and shout and wave your arms all about and get real mad at me like you wanna doesn't matter bill 'cause i'm gonna kill ya, i hatecha i hatecha you're gonna die, bill. ha ha go outside, look at the trees sit in a dark corner, smoke some seeds lie right down and eat your own tongue you got your last meal that's all you get, hon i'm gonna kill ya eatcha hatecha ha ha i'm gonna eatcha i kill ya i hatecha hatecha hatecha i hatecha do whatever you want, you can't get away do whatever you want, you're gonna die today you can eat you can sleep there is no cure for the haunted sheep you can run and you can die all that is because of what happened... yaoouuuouuuuoauuooohhh..... to me....

nectar, nectar, sweet and wet nectar, nectar, nectar and sweat just tell me and i'll lick your wounds and lick and suck and drink your foods the food of the gods is food for me too there's nothing as sweet as the nectar from you

we are the empties and everyone dies we don't smile we don't cry we don't laugh we don't sigh we've got nothing in us you can see it in our eyes when you're an empty all is meaningless when you're an empty you are feelingless we are the empties you don't need to sympathize we are the empties don't bother with goodbyes we are the empties and everyone dies

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girl, i love you girl, i think about you every night i just wanna, wanna hold you tight girl, I'll be loving you I'll be loving you, girl every day and every night I'll be loving you, girl when we're walking across the street i hold your hand for safety i just wanna hold your hand just wanna hold your hand just wanna hold your hand, girl break it down girl i look at you every day I'm so glad I'm not gay we get together, it's like magic girl, etc.

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"No," said the apple, "I don't need any folding chairs today." This confused absolutely no one, who was waiting outside at the time. The apple came in to see her outside, but by then of course he was a pear. "Let's leave now," the pear said. "Not until i am finished arriving, my dear," she screamed. "You'll have to speak up," said a passing bum from Pennsylvania. All of this was very tiring for the pear, who became hungry and ate himself, twice. She returned to the orange room, but disliked it's dark pink color and decided to stay there for a while. That is when several ants began circling around the idea of a barn. "Whose idea was this anyways?" asked Bill the ant. But there was no time for his question to go unanswered, since none of that ever even happened. She of course realized this but paid too much attention to acknowledge it because she was very involved with nothing at all else. If this sounds strange to anyone that is because she wanted it to. "Which way to Seattle?" she asked. "I know it doesn't exist but i need to be there tomorrow for last week's tree." At this a lightly dark cloud rose up out of the ground beside her and told her that Seattle did in fact exist, but that he couldn't understand why anyone would go there, since it is made out of toenails, and is not actually a place at all, but rather a dark pink banana. "Thanks anyway," she tasted. When all that was over with she became glad but cried because she could not find her only possession, a paper bag full of another paper bag full of yet another paper bag, inside which was the first and outer paper bag. Written on half of the bags was the word "paper bags", which in the language of the Bomgrintaoki means "love". she had lost everything else too, except her mind, since she was only borrowing it and had to return it to herself but instead forgot and put it under the drawer. "If i had my paper bags, i would not need anything else," she thought to herself and the girl sitting across from her. the end i'm sorry if the story makes no sense..."it makes sense to me," said no one at all.`

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umm what's he trying to say? hold on; can you repeat that? over mr. alien: belennubibnlmibnmenleblbernmublmbenbelnbelneb i think they want to land your ship is too big, go back over mr. alien: nblmbnnlnllblnlblbernebblminmlbimblbernebbublbnib you do not have permission to land, mr. alien i repeat get the heck off the runway over mr. alien: bmenbeoebboinbebbneembiuenembneingnebieneunebmm

nothin' you've ever seen with a sweet poison through the closing gates i escape a dying world and i pity those left behind to live the only reason i didn't try was because i was dead nothin' you've ever seen

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go ahead, have a throw you with the bottle and the amorphous face cut the throttle and fly over outer space once there was a man with a hat. "i am a man with a hat" said the man with the hat. there was also a man without a hat "i am a man without a hat" said the man without the hat. said the man without the hat to the man with the hat, "i have no hat, can i have your hat" "if i give you my hat then i will have no hat" said the man with the hat. "that was the end" said the man with the hat

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i hear you call my name i hear and call your number in my head i hear my name in my head the ringing thunders thunders and echoes and drives me mad answer answer i am so sad sad without you sad and lonely lonely within you glad and lonely i just wanna hear your voice i just wanna kiss ya i just wanna lick you i just wanna hold you i just wish i liked you as much as i told you

my blood spews forth from death's mouth choking gasping for air (he couldn't take it) (me) i vomit on love forever dousing the flame so rare (the flame that wasn't there) remember when they were when i die off; i won't be swallowed, i won't be burnt... cover my name with a cough and show me that you've not yet learned i embody (enjoy) the emptiness around my own heart i embody (enjoy) what no man knows when the world finally reaches its start i'll know where it goes (up) you'll be there when i am dead (again?) i'll be there too as i am in all ends (i'm gone) i'm always here (a red brown fog)...always near (i'm still here) (there)