gimme a call, yeah after you've died
and risen from the grave
gimme a ring, yeah after you're dead
and have come to eat our brains
even though you died long ago
we can still be friends you and i
'cause i would expect the same from you
after i have died
after i have died
after i have died
we could hang out and get ice cream
even though you're a flesh-eating zombie
i don't care, no i don't mind
'cause you are my bestest friend
we were pals, yeah we were chums
and i don't want to let go
i don't care if you're undead
even though you're eating my toe
gimme a call, yeah after you've died
and risen from the grave
gimme a ring, yeah after you're dead
and have come to eat our brains

go to the sun and go to the moon
pick enough flowers for everyone
we'll have some fun; there's a raccoon
let's name it after the letter fifty-one
rabbits are fun and carrots are cool
i know how to drown you in a pool
you like bunnies and you like bats
and i like to kill you
go to the moon and go to the sun
introduce exotic plants, like a spoon
if you can get your head out of your brain
put it back in so i can drive you insane
then take it back out and glue it in half
i killed you with a candy cane
i have a stick and i have a staff
i kill people for fun in space
i can't feel my head
i guess i'm dead
my lung's on a plate and my brain's in a can
i think you killed me, Dan
go to the moss and go to the gum
go to the frog and go to the place
i have a hook and i have a patch
i kill people for fun in space